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Things You Should Never Do in Miami (Unless You Want Everyone to Hate You)

Miami might be paradise, but there are rules. Not official ones — social ones. Whether you're new in town or just visiting, breaking these unwritten codes will instantly label you as not from here. Want to avoid being that guy? Here’s what NOT to do in Miami if you don’t want everyone to roll their eyes at you.

1. Complain About the Heat

Yes, it’s hot. Yes, it’s humid. No, we don’t want to hear about it. Miamians have spent their entire lives in 90-degree weather and genuinely think 75 is chilly. Complaining just screams tourist energy.

2. Drive Like It’s a Normal City

If you’re stopping at yellow lights or letting people merge politely, congrats — you’re about to cause an accident. Miami driving is aggressive, fast, and rules are more like suggestions. Adapt quickly or get honked at endlessly.

3. Disrespect the Cafecito

Turning down a cafecito? Acting like it’s too sweet? Miamians will take that personally. Cafecito time is sacred. Accept the tiny cup, sip respectfully, and pretend you don’t have heart palpitations.

4. Wear Winter Clothes in 70-Degree Weather

Locals wear hoodies when it drops below 75 — but if you bust out heavy jackets, scarves, or beanies, expect side-eyes and jokes. This ain’t New York.

5. Ask for Cuban Food in South Beach

South Beach is for overpriced drinks and tourists. If you ask a local where to get "authentic Cuban food" and mention Ocean Drive, you will be laughed at. The real spots are in Little Havana, Westchester, and Hialeah. Do better.

6. Say “Miami Beach” and “Miami” Are the Same Thing

No, they are not interchangeable. Miamians are very clear on this. If you mix them up, expect an immediate geography lesson — and a little judgment.

7. Trash Talk Reggaeton or Latin Music

Saying "Ugh, does every place play Bad Bunny?" out loud in Miami is the fastest way to get exiled. Reggaeton, salsa, and dembow run the city. If you can’t vibe, just stay quiet.

8. Skip the Tip or Be Rude to Servers

In a city built on hospitality and service, being rude or cheap is NOT it. Miami servers hustle hard, and leaving a bad tip is a surefire way to be labeled disrespectful.

9. Show Up Early to a Party

Locals know that Miami time is real. If you show up at 8PM for an 8PM invite, you’ll be standing awkwardly with the host's mom while they finish getting ready. Aim for "fashionably late" — always.

10. Block the Ventanita Line

You can chat and hang out all you want — AFTER you order. Never block the ventanita while deciding what to get or catching up with your tia. Locals will let you know, fast.

Conclusion

Miami may be all about good vibes, but breaking the unspoken rules will get you called out real quick. From respecting cafecito culture to learning how to drive (or survive) like a local, fitting in means knowing what not to do. Follow these guidelines and you just might earn your spot among the 305.

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